girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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