Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
