I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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