i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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