i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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