I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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