Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just pynch a tree in the face
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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