at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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