I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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