I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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