So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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