Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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