i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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