the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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