On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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