No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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