can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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