I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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