I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
