So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just want nice things and good sex
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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