I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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