I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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