her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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