I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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