some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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