I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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