guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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