And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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