Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
