Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I have demons in me.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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