i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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