I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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