And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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