Don't you send me to vm
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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