Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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