Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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