Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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