My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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