Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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