We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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