he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
we're making bets on your personal life
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
