? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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