Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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