got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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