Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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