There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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