I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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