Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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