She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I love having hate sex.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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