? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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