"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
ttyl tear gas
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Randomize
