Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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