have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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