Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Panties = found
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
