There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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