Yo dont text me then not text me
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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