If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Randomize
